BURGER

What is the Meaning of this thing, this so-called Burger? I have said that it is merely one of many inventions of delicatessen, or rather evolution, that may be sniffed out under the humanic sun, and eated if one dared to eated such a stomach crunching substance as the burger, and its brillo-pad-like ground beef patties. The sum of the term eated, mind you, is such as will hopefully encapsulate the spirit and the sould of this so-called burger, this creeping edible beast that seeks to jump down the tail-pipes of the world's tubing, and clog it all to smithereens. Not that this is a bad thing, or a good thing: I don't know at all. But I am merely an observer -- a watcher -- and at times a doer, like an angel who has far more sense that she or he will allow him or herself to manifest, for fear of ruining the Laughter. I see the burger as the definition of a Global system and culture. If this Global system and culture were an open field, the burger would be a glorious warrior champion, for who the very term "WARMONGER" was created. Burger, or burger, capitalized or not, this creature, made from the infamous cow, and at times beef or tofu or even peanuts mixed with love and ingeniousness, is a bastard and a hero at once, sort of like Brad Pitt's rendition of Achilles. Though I am a liar, I do not digress.